Here is a brief introduction to my family...

• Dad My dad is fab. 

• Maxey My step-mum of fifteen years

• Emma-Jane and Iain Step-sis - more like a real sister though. E-J is a nurse, and will shortly be marrying her long-term love Iain. 

• Sasha - other step-sis, although don't have any contact with Sash. Shes got two little girls, Carly and Caitlin.

• Jen and Ian Maxeys sister and her husband. Blue leathered hypochondriac and Lovejoy lookalike.

• Patsy and Tony My mum and step-dad. They live in Texas, and are useless at keeping in touch.

• Phillips My half-bro. Never met him, but plan to asap. Phill is eighteen now and a brilliant musician as far as I know. 

• The Pets Maxey always has to have a large number of cats residing. Currently, these are: Tuppence, Texas, Tiff, TC, Tango, Tammy, Tom - now I've lost track - I'll have to check that one.